If we didn’t have serious enough doubts about Donald Trump being a genuine right wing extremist, we do now. At last night’s Town Hall in Wisconsin, Trump talked about the importance of education for the poor and healthcare for everyone. Come on Don, what happened to the mean-spiritedness that has oozed from your pores daily, covering America like “The Blob?” Or was that just to have people associate you with the very cool Steve McQueen? There is no similarity other than your mouth being faster than the Mustang McQueen drove in “Bullitt”
Another sin you committed last night was saying that America should reduce its contribution to NATO. You drew boos and backtracked, saying you’d continue the support if they changed their name to TRUMPO. Forget it, Donald, your true colors have shown through.
The candidate also said he wants to give nukes to Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia because, “They’re going to get them anyway.” This caused a furor aimed at The Fuehrer. Herr Donald then reimagined the plan saying, “Forget it. I’ll just build a wall around each country. I love walls. I paint walls. I have the best walls, not to mention my socks and belts.”
THE GAZETTE has a difficult time imagining ever supporting Trump. But rest assured that we will continue to cover him in the most biased way possible. It’s what we do.
Ted’s probably our man. He once again displayed his innate cruelty and rigid disregard for the problems of 99% of Americans. He well may be the person to lead our country back to its malignant, social indifference.
The Editor – Ken Hecht (waiting excitedly for our return to “I’ve got mine, screw you.”)