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PRE-EXISTING CONDITION

World-renowned immunologist Donald Trump recently declared himself healed of Covid19. Personally, I feel that the virus has failed us. This is a difficult time for Trump as the polls are telling him his time for destroying America is coming to an end. But before leaving, this mouse of a man has leveled a horrific broadside … Read more

SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES

SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES Donald Trump’s aides felt it important to prep him before this week’s trip to fire-ravaged California. Their delusional boss entered what is now known as the Offal Office. He reached into his coat pocket and removed several handwritten pages and an end-cut of roast beef. Trump: I’ve put a lot … Read more

THE MANCHURIAN BOZO

THE MANCHURIAN BOZO It’s clear that Donald Trump takes his orders from Vladimir Putin. Much smarter than Trump, like most beverages are, the Russian knows that his puppet has an ego with the strength of filo-dough. Putin wisely calls every so often to stroke it. Trump loves it when he calls and if it’s during … Read more