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GUEST EDITORIAL

  In our never-ending quest to always bring you the best in fake news, we invited Donald Trump to write an editorial for this paper, but John Kelly wouldn’t let him because Trump only knows the alphabet up to “L.” We settled on a high-ranking and particularly mean-spirited Republican, Jeff Sessions. Initially Sessions wanted to … Read more

THE INNER TRUMP

  Having had the worst week of his presidency, Donald Trump sought out his  world-renowned shrink and graduate of the prestigious Miami Beach Senior School High School of Psychiatry, Dr. Harvey Slavin. As a personal note, I’d just like to add that for most Americans, every week of Trump’s Presidency is his worst. The President … Read more

NO, YOU ARE!

NO, YOU ARE! With President Trump protecting our nation by fighting with three-quarters of America’s athletes, John Kelly suggested he ratchet down the rhetoric with North Korea. Trump, feeling that he could no longer spend as much time inflaming that situation, agreed with Kelly because he’d need more time starting Thursday when he plans to … Read more