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GLENN BECK CHANNELS GOD

Glen Beck called, asking if he could sit down and talk with us talk about Antonin Scalia’s passing. We hid the sharp objects in our office and then invited the former Fox News host in. Beck said that God had protected Scalia for 79 years from Satan who was not only constantly trying to kill … Read more

PARANOIA ROCKS

Thirty minutes late for our interview, Michelle Bachman apologized saying, that she had been talking to God. We asked what they talked about and she told us, “Mostly how politics has suffered with her no longer in it.” We wondered if God had agreed with her on that. She said she was pretty sure he … Read more

ANIMAL HOUSE

We are calling for our right wing candidates to stop taking cheap shots at each other, no matter how true they may be. This behavior is hurting our chances to fool the public into believing that we are competent enough to run the government. Donald Trump accuses Ted Cruz of being “nuts,” “dishonest” and an … Read more