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TRUMP TO FOX NEWS: BLOW ME!

Having dropped out of Fox News’ upcoming debate, Donald Trump has announced that he will debate himself this Sunday on cable’s “The Smear Channel.” He will do this on their hit show, “Egos Gone Wild.” Trump declared that the one person debate will help him determine whether or not he should be his own running … Read more

IN DEFENSE OF LYING

In another outrage foisted upon loyal Americans by The Federal Government, two of our deceitfully, brave anti abortion foes have been indicted in Texas. That’s right, Texas!! No doubt this indictment was the result of Planned Parenthood members living there. This is all the more shocking since liberals¬† in The Lone Star state have been … Read more

RIGHT WING GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE

Texas Governor Rick Perry, wearing his glasses to show that he’s smarter than he really is, has just endorsed fellow Texan, Ted Cruz. Governor Perry, in order to show his commitment to the Cruz candidacy, promises that, next week, he will actually have lenses put in his glasses. “Right Wing Gazette” political reporter, Lenny, had … Read more