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NOT BLACK LIKE ME

Ben Carson, long forgotten presidential candidate and a man who is waiting for silent movies to come back, attempted to put himself back into the race by commenting on Barack Obama. “Obama” he said, spent some of his formative years in Indonesia so he can’t identify with the same black experience I had.” Carson told … Read more

TRUMP’S PSYCH EVAL

Donald Trump’s behavior after his victory in South Carolina alarms us. He showed up on the Sunday morning talk shows complimenting his rivals and even showing compassion for Jeb Bush. The staff here at the GAZETTE met to discuss the possible reasons for Trump’s aberrant pivot into the heretical behavior known as empathy. We consulted … Read more

“TORTURE WORKS”

As all right wing candidates must do, Donald Trump strove to polish his Neanderthal bona fides by defending water boarding, saying, “Torture works.” Adding, “I’ll go further than water boarding. I’ll endorse Fresca boarding and in the case of our worst enemies, those with the longest beards and worst skin, I’ll order Flint Michigan water … Read more