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ADVICE FOR THE DONALD

On the eve of the Iowa Primary, a disturbing crack has appeared in the apparition known as Donald Trump. Many ill meaning people like me fell in love with the potty mouthed New Yorker when he arrived on the scene, picking on helpless immigrants and lying with ease about both his positions and his opponents. … Read more

ESTROGEN WATCH

A recent medical report from our dimwitted, Federal Government says women should be monitored for postpartum depression for two years after giving birth. We here at THE GAZETTE, like all loyal right wing extremists, believe women should be monitored from a much earlier age, starting the moment their menstrual cycles rear their trouble making fluids. … Read more

TRUMP TO FOX NEWS: BLOW ME!

Having dropped out of Fox News’ upcoming debate, Donald Trump has announced that he will debate himself this Sunday on cable’s “The Smear Channel.” He will do this on their hit show, “Egos Gone Wild.” Trump declared that the one person debate will help him determine whether or not he should be his own running … Read more