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IN DEFENSE OF LYING

In another outrage foisted upon loyal Americans by The Federal Government, two of our deceitfully, brave anti abortion foes have been indicted in Texas. That’s right, Texas!! No doubt this indictment was the result of Planned Parenthood members living there. This is all the more shocking since liberals¬† in The Lone Star state have been … Read more

RIGHT WING GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE

Texas Governor Rick Perry, wearing his glasses to show that he’s smarter than he really is, has just endorsed fellow Texan, Ted Cruz. Governor Perry, in order to show his commitment to the Cruz candidacy, promises that, next week, he will actually have lenses put in his glasses. “Right Wing Gazette” political reporter, Lenny, had … Read more

THE UPSIDE OF PARANOIA

In another move to solidify their use of fear to control America’s white men of limited intelligence, Right Wingers have adopted paranoia as their party’s disease of choice. It is hoped that this will help combat the Democratic Party’s official and often fatal disease of: caring about others. By terrifying voters of things that will … Read more