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RIGHT WING GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE

Texas Governor Rick Perry, wearing his glasses to show that he’s smarter than he really is, has just endorsed fellow Texan, Ted Cruz. Governor Perry, in order to show his commitment to the Cruz candidacy, promises that, next week, he will actually have lenses put in his glasses. “Right Wing Gazette” political reporter, Lenny, had … Read more

THE UPSIDE OF PARANOIA

In another move to solidify their use of fear to control America’s white men of limited intelligence, Right Wingers have adopted paranoia as their party’s disease of choice. It is hoped that this will help combat the Democratic Party’s official and often fatal disease of: caring about others. By terrifying voters of things that will … Read more

PALIN ENDORSES TRUMP

McCain campaign wrecker, Sarah Palin, has thrown her full support behind Donald Trump. To show her total commitment to the candidate, Palin has promised not to be his vice presidential running mate. To further aid Trump she will let him come to her home in Alaska and see Russia from her trailer. Our occasionally reliable … Read more