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CARLY PUNTS

Carly Fiorina, yesterday, shocked the electorate when she amended her long held position by announcing what abortion can be used for – her campaign. It now joins her sense of decency and sense of reality as things that no longer exist. When asked if she felt that her lies about Planned Parenthood hurt her, she … Read more

THE GREAT WALL OF TRUMP

Presidential candidate Donald Trump said yesterday that his between Mexico and Texas would only cost 8 billion dollars unless the nation demands a “smart wall.” Such a wall would get Netflix on the Mexican side, thereby freezing many illegals in place as they waited for the new season of “Brown is the New Black.” Critics … Read more

SUPER BOWL EDITION

Desperate to gain THE RIGHT WING GAZETTE’S endorsement for the presidency, the candidates sat down with us to discuss the Super Bowl. All weapons were checked at the door and no ethnic food was served. TRWG: For Mr. Trump. What did you think of the game? TRUMP: Obviously it’s clear to everyone that I won … Read more