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NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY Donald Trump, in his quest to put as many unqualified people with venom in their hearts in top government jobs, has nominated Texas Congressman John Ratcliffe to be the next head of America’s National Intelligence Agencies. Trump and Ratcliffe spoke after the congressman attacked Robert Mueller during last week’s hearing. Our Commander … Read more

MARITAL BLISS

MARITAL BLISS On Monday, Donald and Melania Trump climbed into their limo and headed for John Paul Steven’s memorial service. Trump began trying on appropriate sad faces for the memorial. Trump: How’s this one look? Melania: That’s your “Nancy Pelosi kicked my ass again” face. Trump: Screw it. I’ll just wing it like I do … Read more

SOCIAL MEDIA SUMMIT

SOCIAL MEDIA SUMMIT Donald Trump hosted a “social media summit” at the White House last Thursday. Dozens of right-wing conspiracy theorists and internet bottom feeders, many off their meds, attended. When the right-wingers entered they were given complimentary Donald Trump autographed brooms to add to the ones already occupying their tight Republican asses. They were … Read more