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FRIEND WITH A TAIL

FRIEND WITH A TAIL Donald Trump, who desperately needs approval from all people and most plant life, sat at his desk hoping that Satan would call and congratulate him for avoiding the indictments he so richly deserved. Trump, who has less patience than a monkey, couldn’t wait any longer and picked up his phone, calling … Read more

WOMEN’S ISSUES

WOMEN’S ISSUES Donald Trump was heard screaming during last Sunday’s psychotic Tweet-fest. His fury cooled on Monday when he learned that he had again won “Satan’s Employee of the Month” award. Trump, wanting to extend his reign of terror for an additional four years and knowing that he’s down in the polls with women except … Read more

BIBLE BOY

BIBLE BOY Donald Trump has only ever seen the inside of a church while watching the movie “The Last Temptation of Christ.” He went to see it because he wanted to know if Christ’s last temptation was the Double-Quarter-Pounder or the Fish-Filet Sandwich. After tornadoes tragically caused multiple deaths in Alabama last week, Trump felt … Read more