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TRUMP’S TAXES

TRUMP’S TAXES Multiple national polls show that a majority of Americas want Donald Trump to reveal his taxes. A majority of Americans also want him to spontaneously combust. Trump claims that The New York Times is working in cahoots with the IRS. Trump once told CNN’s Chris Cuomo that he believes that the tax collectors … Read more

BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR

BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR Donald Trump, in order to distract from being found out as the worst businessman in the history of the world, will again embark on another of his pathetic ego boosting tours. His favorite “Hate is Great Tour” was recently held in Ohio where he bragged to his followers about his latest … Read more

ASS-FLAKES

ASS-FLAKES Noted Washington D.C. dermatologist Dr. Michael Gelman had a full schedule of politicians set for the day. His nurse, the shapely Harvina Slavin, entered the exam room and said, “I think there’s a German U-boat commander in the waiting room. He keeps shouting, “Torpedoes los. Should I send him in?” Dr. Gelman: Does he … Read more