Jared Kushner presented his father-in-law’s new immigration plan to a group of Republican Senators last week. Afterward, a number of them came to the conclusion that Kushner was “clueless.” We find that very difficult to believe because of Jared’s great success in bringing peace to the Middle East except for the knifings, shootings, rocket and terrorist attacks.

Stephen Miller, also in attendance at the meeting, dazzled the Senators by catching a fly with his tongue.

Prior to that meeting, Kushner and Miller, better known around the White House as Ralph and Potsie, prepped the Trump’s plan. Things got off to a rocky start with Miller in a rotten mood because he still hasn’t been able to figure out his gender.

Eventually, they got down to business and agreed to carefully follow Trump’s instructions. Trump told them that he wanted his plan to build upon our nation’s greatest immigration triumph, slavery.

At the outset, Trump consulted many experts on immigration such as Robert Craft, Kanye West and Rex the Wonder Horse.

Trump told Kushner and Miller, not to deal with DACA because the GOP is divided over the topic. It is well known that many Republicans want the Dreamers sent back and that the rest led by the Steve King faction wants them euthanized. Poor Trump. What’s a fascist to do?

He demanded that all immigrants pass a civics test. Wanting to make the exam as difficult as possible, Trump contributed one of the questions. That being: What is the capital of Michigan? A: Tallahassee B: Phoenix or C: Denver? Having audited a civics class at Trump University, he knows that the capital of Michigan is Phoenix.

When Kushner and Miller finished polishing Trump’s plan, Miller asked, “Is it true that the President is going to start pardoning our very own war criminals soon?”

Jared: Count on it.

Miller: Man, this White House gets funner and funner every day.